Words Cannot Express

Look at the man to the left. Chances are you may recognize him. Chances are you may or may not think he is an idiot. Now, there is proof for the latter. Yes, that's right, Nicholas Cage and his wife Alice have named their child Kal-el Coppola Cage. Yep. Kal-el. Superman's alien name for the un-geeked. Who names their kid Kal-el, I mean honestly? Apparently this is Cage's third marriage and his wife's first. He is 41, she is 20. Yeah, and they just named their first kid Kal-freaking-el. I mean, I'm not necessarily one to judge, but I don't think this marriage is going places.