The World is Stupid VI

Introducing the Jones Soda: Holiday pack. Flavors include:

• Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto
• Cranberry Sauce
• Turkey & Gravy
• Wild Herb Stuffing
• Pumpkin Pie.

Also Available, the Regional Pack :

• Broccoli Casserole
• Smoked Salmon Paté
• Turkey & Gravy
• Corn on the Cob
• Pecan Pie

Make sure you buy both, immediately. As stupid as these are, I'll be darned if it wouldn't make a great white elephant gift.